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616-based peter parker of marvel comics.
by violet.

memesandthings:

TEXT MESSAGE STARTERS !

Send one of the prompts below to get a response from my muse.

drunk texts:

• ( ✉ → sms ) plea se eh elep me im drunk and i dotn know whe re i am
  
• ( ✉ → sms ) i fukcing miss yo u
  
• ( ✉ → sms ) i look so fuckigjn GOOD
  
• ( ✉ → sms ) i csnst stop throwiging up
  
• ( ✉ → sms ) fu ck you  for hurting me
  
• ( ✉ → sms ) why dotn you ever call me anymore huh
  
• ( ✉ → sms ) stop being so fuckigjn borign and coekm to my party
  
• ( ✉ → sms ) i dropped my pzziza o nt eh floror im fuckgin pissed
  
• ( ✉ → sms ) i j sut left you a 3 mintue long voicemail singing. sorry
  
• ( ✉ → sms ) even when i’m durnk ic ant sotp thinking about oyu
  

hateful texts:

• ( ✉ → sms ) you’re pathetic
• ( ✉ → sms ) you make me miserable
  
• ( ✉ → sms ) fuck you. delete my number.
  
• ( ✉ → sms ) you never meant anything to me, anyway.
  
• ( ✉ → sms ) fuck your apologies, you can keep them.
  
• ( ✉ → sms ) congrats on always ruining everything
  
• ( ✉ → sms ) my life would be so much easier without you.
  
• ( ✉ → sms ) and next time you feel like calling me… don’t.
  
• ( ✉ → sms ) i don’t want anything to do with you anymore.
• ( ✉ → sms ) if your goal was to make me hate you, then congratulations. mission accomplished.

misc/random texts:

• ( ✉ → sms ) i think my neighbor is an alien.
  
• ( ✉ → sms ) help me think of a name for my new dog
• ( ✉ → sms ) sooooo… what was your first impression of me
  
• ( ✉ → sms ) should i get pizza or chicken wings for dinner?
  
• ( ✉ → sms ) no one’s ever made me feel the way you do.
  
• ( ✉ → sms ) i borrowed your weed. hope you don’t mind.
• ( ✉ → sms ) why do they say drugs are bad when they make you feel so good
• ( ✉ → sms ) today is the oldest you’ve ever been, but the youngest you’ll ever be again…
  
• ( ✉ → sms ) [ File Attached: 001329.jpg ] of all the drunk pictures i have of you, this one is my favorite.
  
• ( ✉ → sms ) i used your pics to catfish someone, and since they bought me a laptop… you have a date with them tomorrow.