Fate gave me some terrific super-powers, and I realize now that it’s my duty to use them… without doubt… without hesitation!! …and that means Spider-Man is going into action again! I’ll fight as I’ve never fought before!! Nothing will stop me now! For I know at last that a man can’t change his destiny… and I was born to be… Spider-Man!!!

“Heeey –” he whines, half-heartedly panting & running all at once. “Slow down, wouldja? I don’t
have the advantage of being from another planet!” got the different universe part down at least.
// sc. @heroheart